Thanatos wrote:Once upon a time there was a little purple pony who had wings and farted rainbows and lived in a magical castle in the clouds with all his other magical pony friends. His name was Andrew Trewin, aka Thanatos.
One day Andrew was googling around the internet when he decided to make some text games with a program he found called Quest. Andrew begged his mama to buy the full version for him and she did. Andrew made two games, Backstreet boy and Assasinating Dr. Froth.
Then Andrew met a person called METALGod32. Andrew decided to try out a game by him, but was so confused by it because the author kept changing the name of it every few days. Andrew persisted. This game was so crap that soon Andrew's pony fur turned brown and he could no longer fart rainbows and all his pony friends died of cancer for some reason. Andrews mama banned Andrew from the internet because of these crap games turning Andrew emo but it was too late. The crap ass games had infected him, and soon andrew chopped off his wings and threw himself off of a tower in his magical castle and plummeted to his doom.
Btw, just so everyone knows, METALGod32 = Michael the Gamer. No lie. His Textadventure.co.uk user = Michael.
Yes I am Michael on there BUT not Michael the Gamer, ask Alex if you don't believe me.
my game on there is: Beyond manage, recently renamed: Fearscape: The Beginning.
Love your fable by the way, should make
that into a game, at least that way something
comes out of the trash talk.
for real though, your mamma bought you quest????, I didn't
say that, you did!, it was in your fable.