CC, are you deliberately being dim or does it just come naturally? I can't quite decide if you're the dumbest person I've ever come across on a forum or if this 'thicker than two short planks' facade is something you put on because it amuses you.
It's usually not such a big thing on forums, but this is for Interactive Fiction. Your writing style on the forums reflects what we expect your games to be like. A forum based off a system that thrives on proper spelling/grammar as well as prose would tend to be strict on this.